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The Legend of Mayahuel ... Goddess of Agave -- Tequila Lesson I

Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:21 PM EDT
alcohol, myths, liquor, sacrifice, spirits, tequila, agave, agave-nectar, aztec-legend, tequila-history
By Nance
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Has anyone, other than The Tequila Lady me done any extensive research into tequila's background and history? Did you know the Aztecs originally used tequila during rituals beginning 2,000 years ago? If not, to follow is a crash course to help enlighten you to the evolution of this wonderfully different strain of alcohol. After this short lesson, it will be evident to you why people oftentimes refer to liquor as "spirits".

This is intended to be the 1st in a series of lessons to enlighten us to the wonderful gift of "Tequila" ... In other words, to help us "Get Smarter Here".

Legend has it that when the earth first began there was a goddess in the heavens named Tzintzimitl. Tzintzimitl was an evil goddess who devoured light, plunging the earth into darkness. To allow the natives to reclaim a minuscule amount of light, Tzintzimitl commanded they sacrifice humans in her honor.

Quetzalcoatl, the God of Redemption, tired of this. Being the honorable God that he was, he flew up into the sky in search of the evil goddess, Tzintzimitl. Instead of finding her, he found her lovely granddaughter Mayahuel, the goddess of fertility, who had been kidnapped by her evil grandmother, Tzintzimitl. Quetzalcoatl fell in love with the granddaughter, and instead of killing the evil goddess, he rescued Mayahuel, brought her back to earth and married her. After their marriage, Mayahuel became a beautiful Aztec Goddess.

Mayahuel's evil grandmother, Tzintzimitl was angered by this, and was determined to have them found. Once found, they were to be executed at once. Therefore, the happy couple decided to turn themselves into two branches of a leafy tree so they would never, ever be found.

Tzintzimitl, however, was relentless in her pursuit of them. In search of them, she sent stars ... stars that consumed all traces of light ... to find them. Eventually the couple was found, and Mayahuel was eaten up by the stars and died, but Quetzalcoatl lived.

After the death of his goddess, this saddened Quetzalcoatl terribly. It also angered him to the point where he ascended back into the sky and killed the evil grandmother, Tzintzimitl and light was finally restored to mother earth.

After burying Mayahuel, his true love, in the ground, the first Agave plant was born. The Heart of the Plant poured forth the blood of Mayahuel, turning her blood into nectar. The Gods gave the plant some hallucinogenic properties to comfort the soul of Quetzalcoatl. When Quetzalcoatl consumed the elixir from the plant, It gave him great peace and comfort.

From that point forward, the nectar from the Agave plant became a ritual beverage and a ceremonial offering to the Gods and all Holy beings.

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Nance

This is a wonderful story, and the 1st in a series of lessons to enlighten us. Tequila history must be told! The truth shall be known by all who dare to delve into this mysterious adult beverage ...

  • 5 votes
Reply#1 - Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:19 PM EDT
schnoo

Mezcal for those who want to wake up trying to remember where the weekend went.

  • 2 votes
Reply#2 - Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:29 PM EDT
Dennis P. McCannDeleted
Nance

Oh, Mezcal ... yes! Believe it or not, I remember it well. It was my very 1st experience with ta-kill-ya. At one of my best friend's birthday parties a guy had a bottle and was nice enough to share with me. Uh oh!! By the end of he evening we were fighting over who was gonna eat the worm, tee-hee. Well, it was his bottle ... guess who won?

Needless to say, I have never eaten the worm, but they say you hallucinate if you do. I'm believing if you get to the bottom of the bottle ... well, you're gonna be hallucinating any-who.

  • 2 votes
#2.2 - Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:35 PM EDT
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schnoo

Right outside of Oaxaca are lots of big agave farms, some of which you can stop and quaff some of the home brew. Kid you not, mezcal tasting bars. No limit. They'll keep putting 'em on the counter as long as you keep knocking them down.

Makes for an interesting ride back to the no-tell hotel.

  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:16 PM EDT
Nance

Oh ... I MUST go! What fun! Like going to Napa or Sonoma wine tasting, only mezcal tasting. Yes! My dream vacation.

Do you get to eat the worm as well? This is one of my "life" goals ... just to eat that dang worm! Yes ... I am an "over achiever", so I WILL accomplish my goal(s).

Now, where the heck is Oaxaca within Mexico? Is there an airport nearby? Does Continental fly there? I still have that 1st class round trip ticket to Paris I need to change to something else before November 7.

**mind is racing -- heart is palpating**

  • 3 votes
#3.1 - Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:45 PM EDT
schnoo

For my money, Oaxaca is the authentic best that Mexico has to offer. A relatively large colonial city, plenty of history, a million churches, unbelievably cheap folk art, surrounded by dozens of small villages in which you can buy all manner of art directly from the artists, Monte Alban, great restaurants featuring mole dishes, Mitla, great street shopping, outdoor cafes, plazas, and also the aforementioned mezcal bars.

If you want to go to something special, you should be there for the Day of the Dead celebrations. Wild and crazy.

  • 2 votes
#3.2 - Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:55 PM EDT
schnoo

Oh, yeah. it's only about an hour's hop down from Mexico City. You can also fly down.... or rent a car and drive down to Hualtulco or Puerto Escondido on the coast.

More on Dia de los Muertos.

  • 2 votes
#3.3 - Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:22 PM EDT
Nance

Oh! I must go. Maybe not this year, but next. It all depends on when our Texvine meet is going to be. It is going to be sometime in the fall.

Boy ... I really need to change out that dang ticket!

  • 2 votes
#3.4 - Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:12 AM EDT
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caltha-palustris

Nance, neat article!

After this short lesson, it will be evident to you why people oftentimes refer to liquor as "spirits".

Can't drink the stuff, tastes like fire water to me.

  • 1 vote
Reply#4 - Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:45 PM EDT
Nance

Hi Cal,

Thanks, I had a lot of fun researching the topic, lol.

It tastes like fire water, cuz it is. :)

It brings out the iddy-biddy bit of Cherokee in me, tee-hee. Anyone who has ever partaken in the lovely "nectar" knows there is something a bit different about it. It's not like your average liquor, that's for sure. I seem to grow ... to about 6 feet tall and my mouth about 6 feet wide, lol. It is a sight not to see.

Boom-shag-a-lag-a-lag-a ....

  • 1 vote
#4.1 - Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:18 AM EDT
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Walt D

It gave him great peace and comfort.

Warning: While the consumption of large quantities of this beverage will indeed give you "peace and comfort," your behavior will bewilder and horrify friends and family alike and you will be forever known as "Axtehole," the Aztec god of inappriate behavior and spontaneous nudity.

  • 5 votes
Reply#5 - Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:01 PM EDT
Walt D

"inappropriate"...damn it... all this unpleasantness today has me making more typos than usual.

  • 2 votes
#5.1 - Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:50 PM EDT
Nance

Hey Walt ... I've been away for a while (if you noticed, lol).

I really like that word, Axtehole. I'm with you on that one. I was just telling my 91 year old mom this past weekend about this article and was wondering how or where in the heck the "great peace and comfort" came into play. Well, if you think about it sometimes after a few good shots (and fighting over the worm) it gives you great peace and comfort to beat the living @!$%# out of someone.

Now, I would NEVER do such a thing. And when and if my "good" friends call me up for several days afterwards insisting that I did something dreadful ... well, let's just say THEY are NUTS. Yup.

  • 2 votes
#5.2 - Mon Aug 6, 2007 8:44 PM EDT
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KyleN

My wife and I recently went to an distillery near Puerto Vallarta where they gave a little history, but not this it was more recent Mexico distilling history, before tequila tasting. I just have to say the stuff from those little distillery/farms is nothing at all like Jose Cuervo back home, Jose might as well be rubbing alcohol compared to that stuff. All their tequila was double or triple distilled and many had various flavors though I preferred the straight stuff. I am kicking myself for not going ahead and buying a bottle but it was $150 US. Over here though found same thing and it was $380.

  • 1 vote
Reply#6 - Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:46 PM EDT
Nance

Wow! That's some expensive tequila! I bet it's smoooooth.

  • 1 vote
#6.1 - Mon Aug 6, 2007 8:47 PM EDT
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M. Remmers

I still bear the scars from my first experience with tequila. Forget everything you've heard about drunk driving. Trying to ride a bicycle on the sauce is inevitably more dangerous.

  • 2 votes
Reply#7 - Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:54 AM EDT
Nance

Uh oh! When you say scars, I'm thinking you don't mean mental or emotional? Whoops! What happened?

When I was about 21, I had my own apartment a couple of miles from my mom's. When bored, I would ride "home" on my 10 speed and we'd sit around drinking wine or "Cold Duck" (well, it was 1971, lol). That was an interesting drive back to my place, and I know you understand exactly what I'm talking about, lol.

  • 1 vote
#7.1 - Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:08 AM EDT
M. Remmers

Whoops! What happened?

A diminished sense of balance, vision and fear don't meld well with biking. I place the blame of repeated injury squarely on the shoulders of local government for nay-saying my suggestion to glaze the streets with a hearty coat of flubber. @!$%#s.

  • 1 vote
#7.2 - Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:20 AM EDT
Nance

Too funny! You blame the government ... ummmm, maybe a few too many frontal lobe injuries, ya think. ;)

  • 1 vote
#7.3 - Mon Aug 6, 2007 8:38 PM EDT
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Garcia-Glass

The West Texas experience is not complete without a bottle of Mezcal w/ a worm floating on the bottom.

As for:

inappriate behavior and spontaneous nudity

sign me up ; )

  • 2 votes
Reply#8 - Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:27 PM EDT
Nance

Have you ever eaten the worm???? I must ... just once before I leave this planet.

  • 1 vote
#8.1 - Mon Aug 6, 2007 8:48 PM EDT
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Tamh

Hello Nance
Good one! I look forward to more. Tequila is one of those drinks that have been reserved for 'big' nights. You know what the outcome will be when you begin! Needless to say, I've only done that a couple of times :) Now I like Absolut Vanilla Vodka- not quite in the same league, I'm afraid!! Bit girly!

  • 1 vote
Reply#9 - Wed Aug 1, 2007 7:16 AM EDT
Nance

Hi Tamh ... I've been REAL busy lately, so have not logged in for a while.

Absolute has some very nice flavored vodka's. I found this "shooter" recipe on their website ... enjoy!

5 parts Absolut Vanilia

4 parts Lime Juice

5 parts Triple Sec

Chill a shot glass with ice or in the freezer.

Pour absolut vanilia, lime juice and triple sec into a shaker.

Fill the shaker with ice cubes and shake it until the shaker is very cold.

Empty the shot glass from ice and water.

Strain the drink into the shot glass

  • 1 vote
#9.1 - Mon Aug 6, 2007 8:59 PM EDT
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dcuben

Wow, Nance - thanks for the heads-up on my favorite spirits! I, too, am just catching up after almost seven weeks away... but I did manage to bring a bottle of Patron back with me... (vbg) The smoothest I've ever tasted. :-P

  • 2 votes
Reply#10 - Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:56 PM EDT
rickace

Nance -

Hi and how are you?

  • 2 votes
Reply#11 - Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:39 PM EDT
Nance

Hi rickace, and thanks for asking!

I'm doing much better, but I still have very little time I can call my own. What little time I do have ... let's just say I'm just too "dang" sick of my computer to even check my email, much less venture out to the vine. Ouch !! Still a bit nasty in places, I see.

How are you doing? I've missed ya!

Don't Bogart that "Mezcal", please. Pass it on over here to me.

  • 2 votes
#11.1 - Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:02 PM EDT
Marilyn L

Hey Nance! It's so good to hear from you. Been missing you and Ardith...

  • 2 votes
#11.2 - Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:14 PM EDT
Nance

Hi Marilyn! I haven't heard from you in quite some time. But, then again I haven't been around in a few months either. I only have an hour or so here and there, so I'm only back part-time.

Sorry I missed your welcome back, but my convo tracker is still doing pretty much ... well ... nothing much. ;)

  • 1 vote
#11.3 - Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:29 PM EDT
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O-K

Nance Very good article. I tried Tequila twice and will not try it again but still a good story.
I have missed all the good advice you used to give me.

  • 1 vote
Reply#12 - Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:47 PM EDT
Nance

Hey OK! Glad to see you are still around.

They really did call me the tequilla lady back in the **cough--cough** 80's. That was then, and this is now.

I don't drink the stuff anymore. In fact, I don't drink much of anything anymore. :(

  • 1 vote
#12.1 - Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:31 PM EDT
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Autumnhaiku

Tzintzimitl rocks!

  • 3 votes
Reply#13 - Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:19 PM EDT
Nance

Yea ... she had a set of brass ones, that's for sure!

  • 1 vote
#13.1 - Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:32 PM EDT
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rottlady

I used to love Tequila! Yes I've eaten the worm! Don't remember anything after that though...

But I had to quit drinking, I liked too much. :>0

  • 4 votes
Reply#14 - Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:26 PM EDT
Nance

I honestly have that on my list of things to do before I die. I must eat the worm! I'd ask you if there's any truth to the hallucination bit, but since you don't remember I'll cut you some slack.

Are you sure you didn't just hallucinate that you don't remember? Wow! That's deep!

  • 1 vote
#14.1 - Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:36 PM EDT
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kate-1860545

I have done some research in Mesoamerican mythology. There are stories of of Ehecatl (who is considered to be an aspect of Quetzacoatl) falling in love with Mayahuel and giving humans the ability to love so that she could return his passion. There are also several refereces that suggest that Mayahuel (from her descriptions it appears to be the same girl) was the wife of Xochipilli, The "Flower Prince" who is known to be the god of flowers, maize, love, games, beauty, song and dance. A 16th century statue of him is adorned with carvings of hallucinogenic plants which are known to have been used in sacred contexts by the Aztecs. Either way, naming a Tequilla for her is appropriate and suggests happy days.

  • 1 vote
Reply#15 - Fri Jun 4, 2010 9:13 AM EDT
Mayahuel Art

Another fun aspect of Mayahuel's story is that the 'old man' of Aztec myth -- the Tlacuache, or Opossum, was the first to discover the properties of Mayahuel's juice.

The men who harvest the liquid from magueys or agaves are traditionally called 'tlacuacheros'. And older guys who are cantina-friends sometimes refer to each other as 'tlacuache'....

    Reply#16 - Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM EST
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